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Don’t tell Loras that. He will crySorry Loras. You’re super womanly. I mean, you have to be. You’re gay. Which is basically like being a woman. Because you like cock.
Oh…
Would you like a cosmopolitan? I’ve heard those make women like yourself feel better after shitty days.

How about I shove a lance up your posterior? That is another thing gay men are good at— ramming you so far up the arse you can’t walk straight for a week.
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reblogged from thegoodlannister. Originally posted by thegoodlannister
